A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Do I know her?'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'
Volunteer Appreciation Days at the
State and County Fairs
The Governor's Office on Volunteerism will hold a Volunteer Appreciation Day on August 27 at the MarylandState Fairgrounds from 10 a.m. until closing. All volunteers, friends, and family are welcome and can click here to reserve a pass at a reduced price of $2. One pass admits up to five people. Children under 5 are admitted for free (rides not included). More details here.
The Howard County Fair Volunteer Appreciation Day is August 7 and August 8th. The tickets are free and there is a 2 ticket maximum. Please email or call the office to reserve your tickets.
"This is an extraordinary service. Very professional, very reliable."
You have made my life so much richer. It’s a godsend to get to my many doctors without a worry. Drivers are so nice and caring!
1442 = Trips Completed
192 = R.C. Hours
11 = No Driver Rides
19 = New Passengers
Welcome New Volunteers
Please refer your friends and neighbors! _____________________
Tuesday, August 15 Wednesday, September 27 _____________________
Lifetime Senior National Park Pass Update:
Until August 28, Seniors 62 and older can purchase a Lifetime Senior National Park pass for $10 After that date it will be $80. Travelling companions also enter for free. Passes can be purchased at any federal recreation site or or online for an additional $10. To buy passes online click here For more information please see this website.
Neighbor Ride extends sincere sympathy to the family of Doris Otten. She was 96.